2 weeks ago
Wednesday, March 05, 2008
Jeopardy!
AT&T for $5, please Alex.
You need this to add a feature to your cell phone service on-line.
What is my password?
That is correct, select again.
Amazon for $30.32, please Alex.
You need this to make your purchase.
What is my password?
That is correct, select again.
eBay for $77.83, please Alex.
You need this to sign-in to eBay.
What is my password?
That is correct, select again.
PayPal for $77.83, please Alex.
You need this to pay for your winnings on eBay.
What is my password?
That is correct, select again.
AmEx for $500, please Alex.
You need this to make an on-line payment.
What is my password?
That is correct, select again.
Passwords for $1000, please Alex.
This is the key to your life.
What is ***********?
Oooh, I'm sorry, that's incorrect.
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I have a little book with all my different passwords to such sites recorded in it and I have it on one of my computer hutch shelves. Only you know about it so now I have to kill you....
Was that too creepy?
Depends on how you plan on doing it. Garden hoe?
Scythe?
Meat slicing machine set on auto?
Ooh... sliced to death (would that be thin or shaved?).. that is creepy! As the world tries to get more secure, I find each site making different requirements of me.. so now I have so many different passwords I really have trouble tracking them. Maybe I need a book in Greeny's hutch, then I can ask her when I forget? ;-)
Gross you guys ;-)
What happens to all the accounts (perhaps illicit ones especially) that go unused when the owner dies and no one knows the passwords? Is there a cyber-graveyard, or is there a cremation option? do they just add congestion on the information super highway?
Bwahahaha!
Of course, I pretty much have one password I use for everything. I know that's very bad and wrong and all that but seriously, I have too many online accounts and too little time. Girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
A perfect illustration of how our lives are held ransom by passwords.
Michele says hello!
~S
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