Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Considerations


  1. Don't plan on going to back-to-school night and quilt bee on the same night.

  2. Don't expect to know what time it is when you look at your watch. It might have become 20 minutes slow over night.

  3. You can't hide in an orange car.

  4. Your watch might be 20 minutes slow the next day too, even if it was correct at bedtime the night before.

  5. You can't expect to be seen in an orange car.

  6. Your clocks are in cahoots. The kitchen clock will be off by 5 hours on the same day when your watch is slow.

  7. Don't have a fiberous lunch on the day of a water aerobics class.

  8. Don't buy fragrant deodorant, you're children will want to use it. Yes, both of them.

3 comments:

YoLinna said...

"Don't have a fiberous lunch on the day of a water aerobics class."

Ha Ha Ha!!! Or Beans before yoga...

Heather said...

HA HA HA! This was so funny!

Truly words to live by.

Thanks for stopping by my blog today!

John said...

Reminds me of "The Bucket List". When you get old, one thing to remember, don't trust a fart.